My 10 things I hate about you

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way I can’t stand up to you.
I hate your efforts to be good to me, especially since they are so short lived.

I hate the way you read my mind, and your failure to observe the simplest of meeting dates.

I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it that you lie so much.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.