But (I know we should not start sentences with 'but' leave alone paragraphs, but then when was this blog ever about grammar prowess?) I was saying... But, I am a very predictable person. Not wife as that's yet to be confirmed, but person. Have you guys checked out my last post on this blog? It was in July 2015! I met this dude in August 2016! Seriously!!!!
So last evening, I came home from work, irritated. And as is expected on such a day, I was not in the moods to consummate my marriage (I know; 1 week we should be eating each other up every possible minute, but my moods really did stink yesterday). Anyway, I could barely get any sleep and at around 1am, our conversation drifted to our sexual past. And that's when he casually stated how many years back, he had a girlfriend with whom they did it the whole night until the fluids dried up. Not every night, but every night when they got to be together. His estimation is that they would do it about 15 times per night! you do the math. Assuming they met 10 days a month, and given the hots ofcourse I would expect them to be much more than 10, thats about 150 times a month! MINIMUM!!!! Do you have an idea of how that felt?
Let's just say, the moods vanished, the guy got some good 2 rounds (and that's only because it was around 2am and I really needed to catch some sleep). I have never felt so jealous! I've never had my juices running so much! where I find this man tonight, he'll do me more than he's ever done me since we met. And yes, I have a score to settle. I have to outdo that biatch! I have to do it 16 times in one day...wait, I have to do it 18 times in one day, that way I will also have outdone my -17 times in one day -record with the ex!
So yes! I got married, and yes, I do make a good wife, and now, I will make a better wife. Thanks to a faceless woman. I admit, I dislike her for being the one who gave him such good times, but I thank her because she's about to make my bedroom a super hot one!